| Substance: | Woman |
| Symbol: | Wo |
| Occurance: | Found wherever man exists. |
| Physical Properties: | Boils at nothing, freezes at any minute, melts when properly treated, very bitter if not used well. |
| Chemical Properties: | Has great affinity for gold,silver. platinum and precious stones .Violent reaction if left alone. Turns green if placed beside a better looking specimen. |
| Uses: | Highly ornamental . Useful as a tonic in acceleration of low spirits. Active equalizer of the distribution of wealth. Most effective agent known in reducing income. |
| Caution: | Highly explosive. Handle with care. |
